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Utica Drop Forge & Tool Co. products | about us | early adopters | principals | partners "My first encounter with UDFAT was in their first month of business. I sold them a pencil, which Mrs. Parker put on her charge account. A few months later, I still hadn't received payment of any kind for the five dollars of office supplies they had ordered and I went knocking on their door. No one answered, so I left a note, which was also never answered. And then the genius of their business model hit me. I started ignoring the calls from my suppliers about payment, and all they could do was call and ask again. Sure, there were threats of lawsuits and all, but at the end of it, all my debts were settled for pennies on the dollar and I was able to retire in the unpretentious comfort of tenement poverty. There may be rats, but at least they listen to my stories." - Bernardo Bacchus, former shop proprietor
"If it wasn't for interning with UDFAT, I'd have never
been able to cash out on the dot.com death pool. Thanks,
UDFAT!"
"In 1995, the internet seemed like a lush, full
farm of fresh new money. The VCs would fund anything,
including my plan to provide CPR to drowning
victims from remote locations. And once folks started
hearing about PDA's and wireless networks, you
wouldn't believe how many of them started to
think I was speaking the King's English. I only
milked it for four years, and now my Ferrari needs
more engine work than I can afford, but at least
I got to marry a model while she still had a career.
Thanks, UDFAT, for inspiring me to do nothing for the
world."
Now that you have read some of the testimonials, UDFAT recommends that you do absolutely nothing, and see where that gets you. You will be amazed -- you have our ironclad, Drop Forged guarantee on that. The Utica Drop Forge & Tool Co is created and maintained by Rahne Alexander. This medley of extemporanea was updated August 2002. |