Utica Drop Forge & Tool Co.

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Our esteemed founders


Dorothy Parker, President
Author of over 4 books, Mrs. Parker has overcome nearly insurmountable obstacles to maintain her reputation as bold entrepreneur. Whether from the home office in New York, New York or her West Hollywood bungalow -- or even her current office in Baltimore, Mrs. Parker has always provided the dedication that has made the Utica Drop Forge & Tool Company the pioneer in Null-Growth business, a model more and more businesses are adopting every day.
 
Robert Benchley, President
From his first treasurer's report, it was clear that Mr. Benchley was the keen financial mind behind Utica Drop Forge & Tool Company. "Risk nothing, lose nothing!" was his unofficial motto in the nascent days, and how prophetic those words were. Mr. Benchley's vision has ensured that UDFAT has never spilled oil on ducks, slaughtered villages, increased commuter traffic or exploited third world labor. We've never even read Adam Smith, because a name like that is obviously a pseudonym, and there's enough bad literature with people's real names on them.


The Utica Drop Forge & Tool Co is created and maintained by Rahne Alexander.
This medley of extemporanea was updated August 2002.