We don't want your money. We have no use for it. Truth be told, all the principals are deceased, but that won't stop us. Our mortal minion has sworn a blood oath to ensure that the name of Utica Drop Forge & Tool Company will remain a presence on the international business radar screen into the 21st century.

News Flash!
We are researching the model presented by such organizations as the Vampire Slayers and the Catholic Church to figure out how to ensure our presence throughout eternity. Watch this space for details.

In direct conflict with our business model, our minion has endeavored to produce a bibliography of founder Dorothy Parker's literary output, which is available at this website.

Her karmic punishment for her insolence is pending, but while Bob and Dot endeavor to manifest themselves in physical form from beyond the grave to fix this egregious problem, the best we can do is offer this work for free.